I'm nobody special
Oh Wise One, I offer up a question to thee! How would a creature with, "can't be countered" and morph work? Could you counter playing it as a face down creature? If not, would you have to reveal it?

magicjudge:

It would be face down on the stack, so it wouldn’t have the “can’t be countered” ability.

Blunts and white women

Higher than life

That’s what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. Most people love you for who you pretend to be. To keep their love, you keep pretending - performing. You get to love your pretence. It’s true, we’re locked in an image, an act - and the sad thing is, people get so used to their image, they grow attached to their masks. They love their chains. They forget all about who they really are. And if you try to remind them, they hate you for it, they feel like you’re trying to steal their most precious possession.
Jim Morrison (via feellng)

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

When your friend can swing for lethal but has to decide who to kill

phleps:

theirye’re* 

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day